Mr. Neck
Kjelland/Ranney

Mr. Neck, Mr. Neck
You paint in beautiful colors
Mr. Neck, Mr. Neck
You break bread like no other
Mr. Neck, Mr. Neck
You paint in beautiful colors
Mr. Neck, Mr. Neck Neck

Now the real Mr. Steal
Made a half-hearted deal
He broke the seal on a
Real-life electric eel
On the heel of a meal he
Took over the wheel
Now he kneels on the reel
And he cannot feel

Out of sight Mr. Right
Only comes out at night
He takes delight that he might
Give the neighbors a fright
But the light will incite
He's as tall as a kite
And he will fight and he'll bite
If you mention his height

Super fed Mr. Fred
He won't stay in his bed
He has some lead in his head
But he hangs by a thread
He'll make you dread that a shred
Of your life has not bled
And you said there's no bread
Make sure that you're dead

Have you seen Mr. Green
He's a lady machine
He makes it seem like a dream
As he enters the scene but
Things might be what they seem
Cause that mean guillotine
Is laced with kerosene

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